This review is only for Shannon McKenna's "Touch Me," a story which should have "Trigger Warning!" written in red ink all over it. I never realized before that the definition of a hot "bad boy" is a slavishly devoted man who cooks for you, cleans for you, and worships you like a goddess, except for the times he's physically restraining you so you can't leave or cursing you out. I was really sorry the story dropped its thread about Tess's massages putting Jonah into a trance state, because that had potential to be kinky in a fun way. Instead it just got astonishingly creepy. I've liked McKenna's stalkerrific heroes in the past but this was too rich for my blood.