Extreme Provocation - Sarah Holland Over the top crazy: hero with madonna-whore complex ruthlessly hunts down quivering virgin with tendency to spit like a kitten. Comes close to being a fabulous wallbanger, but even those don't need quite such plentiful helpings of "whore" and bitch." (Or at least require some sort of satisfying resolution to make up for things like this elegant proposal: "Now what's your answer? Will you marry me and be my whore, or shall I let your father go down the drain?")