Her Very Special Robot - Ann Jacobs I wouldn't normally rate a book after reading only 2 pages, even when the book is only 26 pages in total, but I can't believe this gets any better. It reads like it should be up at Wattpad with a title like "I Got a Totally Hot Robot From the Guy I Wanna Do and We're Totally Going to Have Sex and He's Really a Millionaire Vampire!" Okay, I didn't read far enough to learn if he's going to turn out to be a millionaire vampire, but I didn't really have to.