Tousle Me (A Cliché Too Far) - Lucy V. Morgan
Then I stare into the mirror as the shower heats up, analyzing every inch of my decidely average and plain face; the big eyes that are just a bit too far apart, the nose that's kind of cute and buttony and makes me look like a little girl, which can't be attractive; the full and pouty mouth which I'm sure make people think of waterbeds and pus-weeping sores.